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| Kissing wife before leaving
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you?
Ban...
| Jun-10 | |
| Santa filed an application for divorce
When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce,
the Judge asked: "Ho...
| Jun-10 | |
| Similarity between maulvi and murgha
what is common between a maulvi and a murgha.
1. both start with M.
2. bot...
| Jun-10 | |
| Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti
LECTURER: Write a note on Gandhi Jayanti.
CIRCUIT WRITES: Gandhi was a great ...
| Jun-10 | |
| If you are in tension
If you are in tension, If nothing seems right, If u find no way out, Then just t...
| Jun-10 | |
| Murga SARDAR tha
A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order,
Sardar:M...
| Jun-10 | |
| Night is Silent
Night is Silent,
Night is Beautiful,
Night is Calm,
Night is Quiet.....
| Jun-10 | [Not rated] |
| Banta walks in2 a library
Banta walks in2 a library & says: Can I've a burger?
Librarian: Sorry, this...
| Jun-10 | [Not rated] |
| Santa unhappy on the birth
Santa unhappy on the birth of the twins !
WHY ? ?;
becouse he is worried...
| Jun-10 | [Not rated] |
| I saw my Wife going
Sardar : "I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man."
Friend : "Did ...
| Jun-10 | |
| I would never go to either
First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places?
Ba...
| Jun-10 | [Not rated] |
| My dad was an extremely brave
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion`s cage. Banta: ...
| Jun-10 | |
| Because we arent married yet
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighte...
| Jun-10 | |
| When does skin meet skin
When does skin meet skin?
Hairs meet hair?
& balls disappear?
Think......
| Jun-10 | |
| Father to son after exam
Father to son after exam: let me see your report card.
Son: My friend just bo...
| Jun-10 | |
| May the spring of your
May the spring of your love be tender and sweet, the summer be rich and fulfilli...
| Jun-10 | [Not rated] |
| Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain
Aapake miss call bhi kya baat hain,
Aapke sms bhi din raat hain,
Kabhi kabhi p...
| Jul-01 | |
| Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi
Yaran de sache pyar nu yaad rakhi,
mapian de satkar nu yaad rakhin,
Punjabi sa...
| Jul-01 | [Not rated] |
| Har khushi teri taraf mod doon
Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
Tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo k...
| Jul-01 | [Not rated] |
| Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane
Dil ke dard ko dil todne waala kya jaane,
pyaar ke rivajo ko ye jmaana kya jaan...
| Jul-01 | [Not rated] |
| Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh
Raaz dil ka dil mein chupate hai woh,
Samne aate hi nazar jhukate hai woh,
Baa...
| Jul-01 | |
| Duniya jise neend keheti hai
Duniya jise neend keheti hai,
Jane woh kya cheez hoti hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi b...
| Jul-01 | [Not rated] |
