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Here is the List of our all time fav. Urdu SMS jokes and messeges! its populer specialy in Pakistan and India. Don't Forget to Send it to Your Loved Ones
 
Bachelors schedule
Monday ko dosti ; Tues ko pyar Wed ko shaadi Thus ko barbadi Fri ko f...
Jun-10
Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi
Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai.. Kyon ki..? Zindagi mein Khushiyaa...
Jun-10
Rs500 for without Helmet
Raju married to Lady Traffic Police. Friebdnd asked: How was ur 1st Night? ...
Jun-10
Agar bina danto ka kutta
Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...??? Circuit...
Jun-10
3 male aur 2 female Makkhiya
Wife: Kya kar rahe ho? Man: Makkhiya maar rha hu. Wife: Kitni mari? Man: 3...
Jun-10
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ladke nahin badaltey
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath dekha gaya. ...
Jun-10
7 Angels come to me and asked
7 Angels come to me & asked for the most Inteligent Smart Nice Sweet Well ...
Jun-10
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Boy Chalo kisi viran jagah
Boy- Chalo, kisi viran jagah chalte hai Girl- Tum aesi vaisi harkat to nahi k...
Jun-10
Husband ne at 1st night
Husband ne at 1st night Opened the ghungat gave rs.500 Munh dikhai, Wife said,...
Jun-10
Yaar kutte puch kyu hilate hai
Munna Bhai: Yaar kutte puch kyu hilate hai?Bole toh Dog Tail Shaking why yaar.. ...
Jun-10
Boyfriend girlfriend kya hota hai
Munna bhai: Circuit ye boyfriend-girlfriend kya hota hai? Circuit: Kuch nahi ...
Jun-10
Aapne nurse bahut achhi
Patient to doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi ladkhi hai, Uska haath lagte hi main th...
Jun-10
Miya Bivi Ya Boy Friend Girl Friend
Munna bhai: Aey circuit koi jodi boy-friend girl-friend hai ya miya-bivi hai kai...
Jun-10
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Always try to send nice messages
Always try to send nice messages, bcoz jab teri saanse rukegi to log keh...
Jun-10
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Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho
Ek tum ho ki kitne acche ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne pyare ho, 1 tum ho ki kitne s...
Jun-10
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Isiliye main use yaha se
Girl's father- Main nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindgi 1 gadhe k sath g...
Jun-10
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Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi...
Jun-10
Tayyar khana
Customer : Bhai kab se wait ker raha hoon khana abhi tak tayyar nahi howa? Ho...
Jun-10
Tujhse thodi loonga
Ek baar ek Fakir call girl ke paas gaya, Sex kiya aur chal diya. Call gir...
Jun-10
Newtons 2nd law of ishq
Newtons 2nd law of ishq the rate of change of intensity of love of a girl toward...
Jun-10
Bush Offers A Sardar Tum Hume
Bush Offers A Sardar, Tum Hume Usama Do Hum Tumko Titanic Wali Larki Dega, S...
Jun-10
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Moulvi Jab Mein Mar
Moulvi:Jab Mein Mar Jaoun To Samney Waloon Ko Zaroor Bulanaa. Biwi: Kyon ???...
Jun-10
After finishing MBBS
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes,...
Jun-10
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Thapar maar dena
if people say u r crazy, b patient if they say u r idiot , RELAX if they ...
Jun-10
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Formality tau poori karni hai
Girl.... if you will try to kiss me .... Main shoor macha doon ghi... Boy...
Jun-10
New punishment for mobile owners
New punishment for mobile owners: 1) Miscall k leye jail. 2) SmS k leye umer k...
Jun-10
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Amma di Juttian and Gaalian
When u fall in Love no Power on earth can Keep You Away from your loved one. Bu...
Jun-10
Shaitaan assiciation invites
Shaitaan assiciation invites all members for the annual meeting to discuss their...
Jun-10
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal
Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko Dekha, Har Kaleen ...
Jun-10
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Girls of 1980 and 2007
1980 Girls: maa mei jeans pehanungi Maa : nahin beti log kya kahengey ? 2007...
Jun-10
 
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