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Here is the List of our all time fav. Urdu SMS jokes and messeges! its populer specialy in Pakistan and India. Don't Forget to Send it to Your Loved Ones
 
Wife ka Gaana
Wife: Mein jab gaana gaati hoon toh aap balcony mein kyon chale jate ho? Hu...
Jun-12
Mein is duniya ko mita dunga
Angry Pagal : Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga, mita dunga, mita dunga. Dusra...
Jun-12
Surili si chaaye
Ek aadmi achay mood ma hotel aya aur waitr se kha, zara ek surili si chaaye pill...
Jun-12
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Evolution of Man
Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1 Shadi ke baad: COOLIE No. 1 ...
Jun-12
Ladki 2 darjan pack kar do
Ladki valentine ko Archies Gallary me ?.. Ladki : Aisa card hai jispe likha h...
Jun-10
Hosakta Hai kisi track ke niche
Bahu: maji ,Asif abhi tuk ghar nahi aay, kahi koi dusri aurat say to usnay Shadi...
Jun-10
Sahab mujhe dhokha nahin
Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki ki...
Jun-10
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Saare patake is shop se lenge
Child: Mom is baar hum saare patake is shop se lenge, Mom; likin beta yeh to ...
Jun-10
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Reaction of girls after loosing purse
Reaction of girls when they loose their purse: Poor girls: My money! Rich ...
Jun-10
Different Between Good and Best Friend
A good friend is one who tells you to study well? But a best friend is one wh...
Jun-10
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Socho agar doctor film banate
Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota? 1. Kabhi khansi kabhi zukam ...
Jun-10
kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata? Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main ...
Jun-10
Thodi aap koshish karo thodi hum
School mein bachche ke papa ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo,...
Jun-10
Zara serial order mein karna
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi...
Jun-10
Hum Kahan Jaa Rahe Hain
Girl:Darling Hum Kahan Jaa Rahe Hain??? Boy:Darling Hum Ek Long Drive Par Ja...
Jun-10
Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin si...
Jun-10
3 kids after divorce
A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi baccha tha aur ab ...
Jun-10
Ghar mai hi chakkar chala liya
Beta: Papa apki shadi ho gai? Papa: Yes. Beta: kis se? Papa: apki mama ...
Jun-10
Bechelor is like airtel
Bechelor is like airtel- Aise azadi aur kahan. After married reliance- Apni d...
Jun-10
Majnoo laila ke baloon mein
Majnoo ,laila ke baloon mein aisa khoya ki...... behosh ho gaya. aur jab jag...
Jun-10
Munna soja nahi to Gabbar aajayega
Munna ratko sota nahi tha... Maa boli "Munna soja nahi to Gabbar aajayega".. ...
Jun-10
Kitne Asdmi They
Jab Gabber paida hua to uski maan ne usse 3-4 thappad lagaye. Gabber?s Father...
Jun-10
Similarity between maulvi and murgha
what is common between a maulvi and a murgha. 1. both start with M. 2. bot...
Jun-10
Basanti Ka Ghoda
Basanti: Bhaag Dhanno bhag, aaj teri Basanti ki izzat ka sawal hai. Dhanno: T...
Jun-10
LADKA Tute hue Dil se pyar
LADKA-Tute hue Dil se pyar karogi,Ya Dil tutne tak pyar karogi... LADKI-Tuti ...
Jun-10
kisi nu dussi na
whn u kiss a british girl she says ?kiss me softly? whn u kiss a american girl ...
Jun-10
Duniya ma sirf 7 cheezain famous
Duniya ma sirf 7 cheezain famous hai,bole tu.... 7 wonders ....... 1.apun ........
Jun-10
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When I fall I need your hands
When I fall I need your hands to hold me. WHen I win I need your hands to pat me...
Jun-10
Jeans ziada pyari hai
Once a guy said to a girl: Mam apki sendal badi piyari hai. Girl said: Utaroon ...
Jun-10
Osama Bin Ladens favourite song
Osama Bin Laden's favourite song : mainnikla, plane leke, o raste mein, newy...
Jun-10
 
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