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Here is the List of our all time fav. Urdu SMS jokes and messeges! its populer specialy in Pakistan and India. Don't Forget to Send it to Your Loved Ones
 
Shuruat Kis ne Ki
Engineer interview dene gaya BOSS:aap salary kitni chahte he? ENGR:1 lakh/m...
Jun-12
Wife ne Husband se poocha
Wife ne Husband se poocha: agar main kho gayi to tum kya karoge? Pati ne javab d...
Jun-12
Ek Morghi ne 3 Anday Deye
Ek Morghi ne 3 Anday Deye or Dua mangi bacha naik nikla Kuch dino ka bad bacha ...
Jun-12
Ik Admi chupke se Jahanum se
Ik Admi chupke se Jahanum se nikal ker jannat mai chala gaya Frishta na paker...
Jun-12
Jaanay anjanay mai agar
Jaanay anjanay mai agar mai nai aap ka dil dukhaya ho, Kabhi tang kiya ho, Bad...
Jun-12
Bus Train and ladki
Boy : Bus, Train and ladki ek jaise hote hai. ek jatihai to dusri aa jati hai. ...
Jun-12
Wife husband aur Phone ka Ring
Phone Ki Ring Baji husand: Mere liye Ho To Kehna Mai Gharpe Nahi Hu. wife ...
Jun-12
Baap ke character
Teachr: Apna character saaf rakhne ke liye har aurat ko apni MAA samajna chahiye...
Jun-12
Aaram se theek hona
A good friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital with flowers n goes. A True fri...
Jun-12
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Alladin jin Hukum mere aaka
Alladin jin : Hukum mere aaka.... Larka:mera ghar saaf karo or poocha lagao? ...
Jun-12
Ustaad aur Beta
Ustaad: Bete, aap jab hanste hen to aap ke dimples parte hen, aap bohat ache la...
Jun-12
Girl Bus bhi karo ab
Girl: Bus bhi karo ab! Boy: Kuch bhi nahi hota! Girl: Kisi ney daikh lia ...
Jun-12
Sikh got engaged with a gril
SIKH GOT ENGAGED WID A GIRL SOON HE CAME 2 KNOW SHE HAD NO AFFAIR B4, HE BROK...
Jun-12
Angry boss Tumne kabhi Ullu
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai? Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin si...
Jun-12
Moulvi and girl
A girl ask to moulvi! can i kiss a man? moulvi says: astaghfirullah! astaghfiru...
Jun-12
2 Boys sit in a coffee shop
2 Boys sit in a coffee shop. 1ST : JALDI PI, Coffee thandi ho jayege. 2ND : ...
Jun-12
londa gironda from hero honda
lady-doctor mera beta motor cycle sa gir gay doctor i cant understand urdu sp...
Jun-12
Ise kehte hain Dus bahane
1 - Smoking 2 - Drinking 3 - Drugs 4 - Tension 5 - Chicken 6 - Muttun 7 - ...
Jun-12
Doodh ki rakhwali
Ladki ki T-Shirt per bani Billi ko ladka ghoorney laga Ladki: Kabhi Billi na...
Jun-12
Pados ki ladki
FATHER TO SON : PADOS KI LADKI KO DEKH VOH EXAM ME FIRTS AAYI HAI. SON : USKO...
Jun-12
kabhi BUSH kabhi BOMB
Usama asked Kajol,how iss ur life? She replied, kabhi khushi kabhi ghum. T...
Jun-12
Boy aye bewafa tune dil jala dala
BOY : aye bewafa tune dil jala dala. Dil jalke rakh hogaya. GRL: teri ye q...
Jun-12
Papa aap egypt kab gaye they
Beta: Papa aap egypt kab gaye they Papa: Never, beta Kabhi nahi Beta: To...
Jun-12
similarity between Mobile and Marriage
What is the similarity between Mobile &Marriage? Thode Din Aur Ruk Jata To T...
Jun-12
Marriage and honeymoon photographs
While browsing through the marriage and honeymoon photographs of the parents, th...
Jun-12
Diffrence between wife and saali
what is the diffrence between wife & saali? saali is beauty, wife is duty. sa...
Jun-12
Taxi Driver aur Musafir
Taxi Driver ( Musafir se ) : " Bhai Sahab ! mein meter start kerna bhool gaya ho...
Jun-12
Hospital se bhaagte hove
Pagal: (hospital se bhaagte hove ) "oye car ki speed itni kyou barha di"? Co...
Jun-12
Yaar koi hint tu do
Pehla pagal: "Ager tum batao ke is bonx mein kya hai tu yeh anday tumhare aur ag...
Jun-12
Girl friend ke Shaadi
1 ladka doosre se,"Main aur meri girlfriend shaadi kar rahe hain." Doosra ...
Jun-12
 
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