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Urdu SMS Jokes
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Total 220 Urdu SMS Jokes founded
Here is the List of our all time fav. Urdu SMS jokes and messeges! its populer specialy in Pakistan and India. Don't Forget to Send it to Your Loved Ones
 
A punjabi woman to an english doctor
a punjabi woman to an english doctor telling him about his ill child my kaka iz...
Jun-14
Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the
Yaad hai hum pehle kahan milay the? "TRAIN RUKI KhirkI KHULI NAZRON SE NAZ...
Jun-14
Passenger BHAO BHAO BHAO
Train main ek husband apni wife se: tujh se shadi ker k pashta raha hun. dil...
Jun-14
karan johar ka kamal
karan johar ka kamal : Kuch kuch hota hai : Luv ur friends K3g : Luv ur pare...
Jun-14
Mujhse aur nahi hoga
Bas!! Mujhse aur nahi hoga? Main hi karun to ap kab karoge?? Maine apko...
Jun-14
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost
Kal agar me mar bhi jaon ae dost!! Gham na karna Aansu bhi na bahana Bus seed...
Jun-14
Baat yeh hai k
Actually Baat yeh hai k, Woh yeh k, Ok listen carefully, Oooh listen nahin I...
Jun-14
sari windows bhi band kar do
Dil karta hai k,ek din tumhay apnay ghar lay jahoon, jab mera ghar koi na hoo.t...
Jun-14
Thought of the day
Thought of the day... Kabhi yeh mat socho tumhari girlfriend ne tumhe kitna ...
Jun-14
Once a girl and a boy loves
once a girl and a boy loves so much unfortunately the girl died after some time ...
Jun-13
Malik ki khoobsurat beti aur Gadha
Ek Gadha : Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut maarta hai. Dusara Gadha : To tu bhag ky...
Jun-13
Doctor ne admi se pucha
Doctor ne admi se pucha ? Kya aap aur aapki biwi ka khoon ek hi hai? Admi n...
Jun-13
kitney din ho gaiy
kitney din ho gaiy kitney haftay guzar gaiy Baat mahinoo tak bhi chali gaee ...
Jun-13
Two men searching 4 their lost wives
Two men searching 4 their lost wives, 1st: how ur wife look like? 2nd: Bea...
Jun-13
Bad thing about women body
Doctor: what is the bad thing about women body? Medical Student: entertainmen...
Jun-13
Kanjoos humsaye
mother: beta jao humsayon k ghar se chamach le kar aao beta: ammi unhon nay cha...
Jun-13
Allaha teri umar lambi karey
1.Allaha teri umar lambi karey 2.Allaha tujhy naukri de 3.Allaha tujhy khoush ...
Jun-13
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife
Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola: Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se P...
Jun-13
Ye KeLa Kaise Dia
Memon: Ye KeLa Kaise Dia?? KeLey WaLa: 1Rs Memon: 60 Paisa ka Deta hai?? ...
Jun-13
Sabz Sitara
Man: sir i m married, i had 10 childs, plz tell me my favorite stone, favorite s...
Jun-13
Aesi zindigi ka karna bhi kya hai
Teacher:Bachon wada kro kabhi sharab, cigrette nahi piyo ge Bachey:Nahi piyeng...
Jun-13
Ek molvi apne wife say
Ek molvi apne wife say: jab main mar jaoun thu samny wali ko zarour bulana. w...
Jun-13
What if the IT industry start making films
Some future film titles will be like :- 1) Meri disk tumhare paas hai?Humara ...
Jun-13
Ishq aur muhabbat main farq
teacher to student ishq aur muhabbat main kiya farq hai student "muhabbat woh ha...
Jun-13
Jub se apko dekha hai
Jub se apko dekha hai, Yaqeen kare Raat ko Din ko Subah ko Shaam ko Khate ...
Jun-13
Bivi aur ghari mey faraq
Bivi aur ghari mey kya faraq hey? doosra Sardar bola: "Ek bigarti hai to ba...
Jun-13
3 latest versions of java
Teacher asks a Computer Student: What are the 3 latest versions of java? K...
Jun-13
Boy friend Jaan mere kaan mai
Boy friend 2 his girl friend! Jaan mere kaan mai kuch garam sa, kuch nara...
Jun-13
Taste dis SMS
Taste dis SMS Did u feel da taste of ginger? No? Sure? Well?.. BANDAR KYA J...
Jun-13
Pagal se dosti Jaan ko khatra
Pagal se dosti, Jaan ko khatra. Pathar se dosti, Demag ko khatra. Daru se dost...
Jun-12
 
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