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| Bush aur Usama
Bush ne bivi ko surprise dene k lie Naqli darhi moonchen laga k rat ko chupke se...
| Jun-16 | |
| Shadi aur kam din
An old rich man marries a young girl!!!
Neighbor asks the girl : Appne in me...
| Jun-16 | |
| Zameen pr rehny waly janwer bachy
Teacher: zameen pr rehny waly janwer bachy dety hain, hawa main urny waly andy d...
| Jun-16 | |
| God ko miss call
aik bachay ne paida hotay he nurse se poocha " mobile phone hai?"
Nurse: tum ki...
| Jun-16 | |
| Aap Pareshan hain
Aap Pareshan hain?
Theek se Neend nhi aati?
Sotey hoay Jaag jatay hain?
Ab ...
| Jun-16 | |
| Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey
Ek aadmi doosrey aadmi sey bola:
?Bivi aur ghadi mey kya faraq hey??
Doosr...
| Jun-16 | |
| Director to Malika Sherawat
Director to Malika Sherawat, Suhaag raat ka scene hai aap usey garam dhoodh ka g...
| Jun-16 | |
| Bahoo k 1st & 2nd affair per sussar
Bahoo k 1st & 2nd affair per sussar ne mara,
3rd & 4th per husband ne mara,
MA...
| Jun-16 | |
| Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo
Fa=40/
Rexona=35/
Safeguard=30/
Lux=40/
lifeboy=15/
Silk=30/
Imperial=20/
...
| Jun-16 | |
| BurQa Posh Haseenaon se Parhaiz
Attention PLz:
BurQa Posh Haseenaon se Parhaiz karein...
Andar MoLvi...
| Jun-14 | |
| 100 rupay lo aur mamla
Police constable to his son
Thumara result acha nahi aya, aj se thumara kheln...
| Jun-14 | |
| Australians Hum Sixes marte hain
Australians--Hum Sixes marte hain
South Africans---Hum Sixes or Fours marte h...
| Jun-14 | |
| Ek sawal 14FEB VALENTINES
Ek sawal...14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAA...
| Jun-14 | |
| Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai
Mobile pe ek virus agaya hai,
agar 00000420 no se koi call aaye to atend nahi k...
| Jun-14 | |
| One girl ask to pappu
one girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain?
pappu...
| Jun-14 | |
| kar le jo karna hai
A maths teacher said to his student: If u dont get good marks, then i will first...
| Jun-14 | |
| Mama chand dekh raha hoon
Mother: beta bohat raat ho gaee hay tum kotay par kia kar rahay hoo....
Son: ...
| Jun-14 | |
| I am 300 miles away from land
Pilot to tower: "I am 300 miles away from land, 600 ft over water & no fuel. Ple...
| Jun-14 | |
| 1 larke ko kia chahiye
1 larke ko kia chahiye?
1 larki jo pyar de,
1 larki jo acha khana banaye,
...
| Jun-14 | |
| Chaukidaari ka Umeedwar
Officer: Dekho, humme aisa chaukidaar chahiye jo sehatmand ho, chust, chalak aur...
| Jun-14 | |
| Khana wana pani wani
Shagird Ustad se "Sir, Log aik Lafz ko 2 2 bar kyoun kehte hain.?
Jaise KHANA W...
| Jun-14 | |
| If Dentist Start making Films
If Dentist Start making Films their names would be....
1-Daant ho na ho (kal ...
| Jun-14 | |
| Indian President to Musharraf
indian President to Musharraf:hamare pas Ashwaria hai
Bipasha hai Shushmita ha...
| Jun-14 | |
| Aaj ka temperature 47c degree
Aaj ka temperature 47*c degree ho gaya hai. aap apne dimag ki jaga par baraf rak...
| Jun-14 | |
| Mei Sala Puppy
husband & wife were fighting.
husband: tu saali kutti...
wife: tu saala ku...
| Jun-14 | |
| Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain
Kaju
Badam
Khajoor
Pista
Chilghoza
Kishmish
Ye Sab Dry Fruits hain tu ...
| Jun-14 | |
| Wo Reshmi baloon wali
Wo Reshmi baloon wali,
wo nili aankhon wali,
wo naram sansoon wali,
wo nazuk ...
| Jun-14 | |
| Mil giya Oye mil gaya
Mil giya Oye mil gaya,
Oye oye mil giya,
Oho mil giya,
Ballay Ballay?
Mil he...
| Jun-14 | |
| Pehle ye batao exam kab hai
1000 Pages ki book ko kittay din mai parha ja sakta hai?
Writer: 6 Months
...
| Jun-14 | |
| Pathan aur Bush ka naam
1 Pathan ne apnay bachay ka naam "Bush" rakha.
Logon ne poocha tum ne dushman ...
| Jun-14 | |
