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Here is the List of our all time fav. Urdu SMS jokes and messeges! its populer specialy in Pakistan and India. Don't Forget to Send it to Your Loved Ones

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	Maalik 500 Rs mahine ka kiraya Makaan Maalik: 500 Rs. mahine ka kiraya hoga! Kiraayedar: Thik hai; par aapk...	Jun-19
	Similarity between Gandhiji n Mallika Similarity between Gandhiji n Mallika? Dono NE kapde tyag diye, Ek NE desh ke ...	Jun-19
	Do english men baatein kerte Do english men baatein kerte hain apni life aur wife ki. pehla man: Yaar mein...	Jun-19
	Darling Tum Mery Aashiq Ho Na Girl TO Boy : Darling Tum Mery Aashiq Ho Na!!! 1000 Wala WARID Ka Card Send ...	Jun-19
	Agar Dil ko aanda egg kehtey Agar "Dil" ko aanda(egg) kehtey to films k naam aisay hote Hum Aanda de chuk...	Jun-19
	Mom: Beta khana khayega Mom: Beta khana khayega? Beta: Na Mom: Ladu khaiyega?? Beta: Na Mom: Mithai...	Jun-19
	Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur brabar mein bhi...	Jun-19
	Tum japenz ho na aik Pagal American se: Tum japenz ho na??? American: NAhi me American ho.... ...	Jun-19
	Janeman tute huye dil se pyaar karogi Boy : Janeman! tute huye dil se pyaar karogi ya dil tutne tak pyaar karogi. G...	Jun-19
	Ek baar ek chor pehlwan ke ghar Ek baar ek chor pehlwan ke ghar chori karne jata hai. Pehlwan ki moti biwi usse...	Jun-19
	Mom isbar hum sare patake Child : Mom isbar hum sare patake is shop se lenge. Mom : lekin beta ye toh g...	Jun-19
	Aik singer nay apne hamsae se kaha Aik singer nay apne hamsae se kaha main jab bhi gana gana shuroo karta hoon tho ...	Jun-19
	Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye Husband aur wife hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife : Koun thi...	Jun-19
	Jesa KAroGay Wesa BharoGay One Important STORY Wid MORAL: Aik Din Hum Un k Ghar Gaye Tu W Soay Hoay Thay...	Jun-19
	Ghalin ne apnay girlfriend ko date GHALIB NE APNI GIRL FRIEND KO DATE PER BULAYA WO LATE HOGAI.... GIRL: AM I LA...	Jun-19
	Boy papa 1 glass pani dedo Boy: papa 1 glass pani dedo Papa: khud lelo Boy: plz dedo na Papa:agar ab ...	Jun-19
	Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath Ek ladki apny boy friend k sath nai car main long drive par ja rahi thi achanak ...	Jun-16
	Interviewer asked from moin khan wife In an interview 2 asked by moin khan's wife. Wedding night ko kya hua tha? ...	Jun-16
	Mujhe bemari hai na khaoon to Patient: Mujhe bemari hai na khaoon to bhook lagti hai, Na soun to neend ati hai...	Jun-16
	GRHAMBLE Found telephone GRHAMBLE Found telephone. EDISON Found electric bulb. MARCONI Found radio....	Jun-16
	Kali si surat hatho mein kitli Chaiwala : Bholi si surat, aankho mein masti, door khadi sharmaye, hai hai. L...	Jun-16
	Samajhdaar K Liye Ishara Hi Aik Admi Coffee Shop Pr Gaya Aur Coffee Ka Order Diya. Waiter Order Le kr gaya ...	Jun-16
	A boy told his friend yar aik larki A Boy ToLd his Friend, "Yar Aik Lrki Mujh ko Hans K Dekh rahi hai" Frnd: Sahi...	Jun-16
	Gabbar Basanti chaddi utar Gabbar: Basanti chaddi utar. Viru: nahi Basantiin kutto ke samne chaddi mat ...	Jun-16
	Ek ko bulao to saray chalay atay hain Ek larka ek larki chairte huye kehta hai : Larkiyan to bus ki tarhan hti hain E...	Jun-16
	2-2 anday denay ka order aik poultry farm walay ne sab murghion ko order dia, ke kal sab ne 2-2 anday de...	Jun-16
	A boy to a girl app ki sendal bari a boy to a girl: app ki sendal bari piyari hai. girl: utroon kaya. boy: je...	Jun-16
	Kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch log sari raat karte hain kuch jab tak farig hon kuch bas 2, 4 ghante kar ...	Jun-16
	Boy mujh sy shade karoo gi Boy: mujh sy shade karoo gi? Girl: kyaa! Boy: achi film hai na!!! Girl:...	Jun-16
	Car mein aage wali seat Kehte hai: Car mein aage wali seat par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain; ...	Jun-16

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