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Here is the List of our all time fav. Urdu SMS jokes and messeges! its populer specialy in Pakistan and India. Don't Forget to Send it to Your Loved Ones
 
ZARDARI KA HALAF-NAMA
Sheeri Rehman Meri Jaan Hy Ye Pakstan Ki Aan Hy Me Apna Farz Nibhaonga Mulk K...
Sep-17
New Paki film
New Paki film: "Aao Barbad Karin" Hero: "Pervaiz Musharf" Herion: "Benaz...
Sep-12
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College life is like Reliance
College life is like Reliance !! ********************* " Karlo Duniya Mutth...
Sep-01
1 kanjoos dosray say
1 kanjoos dosray say: Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai. Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai...
Jul-09
jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi
jhom ke barsa sawan teri yaad ayi, bhiga main phir bhee teri yaad ayi, ab nahi...
Jul-09
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Chand ki kirno jao na
Chand ki kirno jao na, Usko chhu kar aao na, Wo kb kb kya kya krta hai, Wo jaagt...
Jul-09
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A girl gave a signal 2 stop a car
A girl gave a signal 2 stop a car.When d car arrived n stopped she said: "Oops ...
Jul-09
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke
kabhi kehte the dost hamare ke “jaan bhi maango to hazir hai”, Aaj apni bivi k...
Jul-09
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Aare o sambha yeh sms padhnewala insaan
Gabbar: Aare o sambha! yeh sms padhnewala insaan hai ki bandar? Samba: Sarkar...
Jun-27
Mushraf ki niyat
Mushraf ki niyat "Niyat karta hoon 2 molvi marne ki. 6 rocket fire farz. ...
Jun-27
Elahi aj ye farman likh de
Elahi aj ye farman likh de, Har khushi sms parhnay wale k naam likh de, Agar...
Jun-26
New pakistan team for worldcup 2011
New pakistan team for worldcup 2011 COach : wasim chakram team: bekar younus ...
Jun-26
10 foot onchi deewar pe ghaass
10 foot onchi deewar pe ghaass rakhi thi, Bataoo gadha isay kaisay khaye ga? S...
Jun-26
Elephant ka Neaker
Mouse to elephant: 2 din k liye apni Neaker dena. Elephant: ha....haaaa...........
Jun-25
Such or veham mae kia ferk hai
Teacher: such or veham mae kia ferk hai? student: Ap jo hum ko perha rhi ...
Jun-25
agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF NAWAZ SHARIF
agar 1 ship main MUSHARAF,NAWAZ SHARIF,BENAZIR & SHOUKAT AZIZ bethay hon or sh...
Jun-24
Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din
Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa...
Jun-24
Boy teri judai me neend urti hai
BOY: TERI JUDAI ME NEEND URTI HAI CHAIN KHOTA HAI JAAN JAATI HAI OR DIL ROTA H...
Jun-24
Aik aurat jannat k farishtay se
aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah.. mere dunya wale shohar se ka...
Jun-24
TV se Door rakein
Breaking News: Tamam hazrat se Guzarish hi, k Apni aurton or bachon ko ajkal T.V...
Jun-22
Shareef admi
Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola: "aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho...
Jun-22
Bemaza Khana
AIK HUSBAND KO WIFE K BUD"ZAIQA KHANA BANANAY PER SAKHT GHUSSA AAYA TOU CHUP N...
Jun-22
Yeh sulagata jism
Yeh sulagata jism, Yeh kamp Kampate Honth, Yeh Thartharata bua badan, Yeh ladkha...
Jun-22
Aisa khat likho sajna
Girl : Aisa khat likho sajna, meri umar beet jaye parrhtey parrhtey Boy : (i=...
Jun-22
3 Admi namaz par rahy tay
3 Admi namaz par rahy(itfiq se) tay,samnay se gada guzra , 1st:-nay gaday ko ...
Jun-21
Girls of 1970 and 2007
GIRLS 1970: Jia beqraar hai aai bahar hai, aa ja moray baalma taira intzar hai ...
Jun-21
Mein tenu jannat desaan
A paindu died God says to him ! Mein tenu jannat desaan Paindu bola - -...
Jun-21
Child hamare ghar munna
Child: hamare ghar munna aane wala hai 2nd child: tumhe kese pata? 1st: last ...
Jun-19
Bhikhari Saab 1 rupaya de do
Bhikhari : Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb : Kal aana. Bhikhari : Saala is kal-kal ...
Jun-19
Maalik 500 Rs mahine ka kiraya
Makaan Maalik: 500 Rs. mahine ka kiraya hoga! Kiraayedar: Thik hai; par aapk...
Jun-19
 
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