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| Where r u off to now
Mom: Andy, where r u off to now? Son: I`m gonna join the army. Mom: But, legally...
| Jun-10 | |
| What r Nitrates Gal
In chemistry class teacher asked a gal: what r Nitrates
Gal answered: night ...
| Jun-10 | |
| A man was dying of cancer
A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him: dad why do you keepon telling e...
| Jun-10 | |
| Is This a proposal or
Boy: ur d sunshine of my life,witout u life is a dreamy cloud. ur in my heart li...
| Jun-10 | |
| How old is your father
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
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| Jun-10 | |
| Ladies first
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the field"
St...
| Jun-10 | |
| Radio with a sports car
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radi...
| Jun-10 | |
| Passed High school with
Interviewer: What is ur qualification?
Applicant: Sir, I am ph.d..
Intervi...
| Jun-10 | |
| Engineering student grabbed a coin
A typical engineering student grabbed a coin,flipped it in d air n said "heads ...
| Jun-10 | |
| I wish I was a newspaper
Wife: I wish I was a newspaper
so I would be in ur hands allday.
Husband...
| Jun-10 | |
| Young girl pray to God
young girl praying:pls God marry me with intelligent man
god replied: thats ...
| Jun-10 | |
| SMS to DAD
A young man studying abroad sent SMS to his Father: Dear Dad, no money, no fun, ...
| Jun-10 | |
| All Women On Heaven
What do u call a woman in heaven? An Angel. A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host...
| Jun-10 | |
| Meaning of A B C D E
Do u know whats A B C D E F G? A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl Now reverse da o...
| Jun-10 | |
| How To Control Anger
Dad to son: when i beat you how do you control your anger?
Son: i start cleanin...
| Jun-10 | |
| Why Actresses Dont Get Married
While being interviewed an actress was asked whether
she inended to get married...
| Jun-10 | |
| I want 10 of them
Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, i...
| Jun-10 | |
| Teacher to child How should we
Teacher to child: How should we add one and one so that they may be more than tw...
| Jun-10 | |
| 3 new girl friends
Maths teacher asked JOHNY " If u have 12 chocalate and u give 5 to DONA, 3 to A...
| Jun-10 | |
| change it to exclamatory sentence
Teacher : four beautiful ladies r walking on the road. change it to exclamatory ...
| Jun-10 | |
| Johny got late
TEACHER: Why are you late?
JOHNY: Because of the sign.
TEACHER: What sig...
| Jun-10 | |
| A girl who opens her hands
A girl who opens her hands recieves gifts.
who opens her heart recives love.
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| Jun-10 | |
