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| Lack of evidence
Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the f...
| Jun-16 | |
| Oscars and election
When the best actors are chosen by other actors, it's called the Oscars. When t...
| Jun-16 | |
| Good lawyer and a great lawyer
Q: What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?
A: A good...
| Jun-16 | |
| Secretary & Private secretary
Q: What is the difference b/w secretary & private secretary?
Ans: secretary ...
| Jun-16 | |
| Before Marriage and after
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
...
| Jun-16 | |
| Why do men chase women
Question: Why do men chase women when they have no intention of marrying?
An...
| Jun-14 | |
| Girlfriend And are you sure you love
Girlfriend: And are you sure you love me and no one else? Boyfriend: Dear Sure! ...
| Jun-14 | |
| Only when you get my bill
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) Will it hurt, doctor?
Surgeon: Only when you g...
| Jun-14 | |
| Press Down if u think u r MAD
Press Down if u think u r MAD.
I cant Believe u Did That!
Again?
For God ...
| Jun-14 | |
| MuSharraf to his wife
MuSharraf to his wife," what happand why you are sad?"
Begam," Have not U rea...
| Jun-14 | |
| Teacher Correct the sentence
Teacher : Correct the sentence, ?A bull and a cow is grazing in the field?
Stud...
| Jun-14 | |
| 1 prostitute came 2 a doctor
1 prostitute came 2 a doctor and told 2 create a hole in hre body.
Doctor :Wh...
| Jun-14 | |
| A door knocks twice
a door knocks twice,
old man - whos there?
ans : opportunity,
old man : u r d...
| Jun-14 | |
| What is a kiss
What is a kiss???
In view of???..
(1)Geometry?
?KISS IS THE SHORTEST DISTANC...
| Jun-14 | |
| Once Laloo was coming out
Once Laloo was coming out of Airport. As there was huge rush the security guard ...
| Jun-14 | |
| Abnormals are called ENGINEERS
4 years
50 subjects
500 practicles
5000 lectures
50000 submissions
A no...
| Jun-14 | |
| A group of elephants were sitting
A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes b...
| Jun-14 | |
| Two things r impt in life
Dad:2 things r impt in life - Honesty & Wisdom
Son:Wats honesty?
Dad:Keep ...
| Jun-14 | |
| How much will it cost
Dentist : I have to pull the aching tooth, but dont worry it will take just five...
| Jun-14 | |
| Three dreams of a man
Three dreams of a man:
1. To be as handsome as his mother thinks
2. To be...
| Jun-14 | |
| Any other way
Lady : So, you want to become my son-in-law?
Boy: Not really, but I dont see...
| Jun-14 | |
| We r not stupid
Rassia : We r the 1st in space.
U.S.A : We r the 1st on the moon.
India : ...
| Jun-14 | |
| Always start to study late 4 Exams
To be a "Good professional"
always start to study late 4 "Exams"
BCoz it teach...
| Jun-14 | |
| 3 ants saw an elephant comin
Whats attitude?
3 ants saw an elephant coming.
Ant 1: we will kill him
Ant ...
| Jun-14 | |
| Tomorrow there will be a lecture
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun.Everyone must attend it.
Raj...
| Jun-14 | |
| A guy meets a girl in the bar
A guy meets a girl in the bar and she goes home with him. When they are relaxing...
| Jun-13 | |
| Elephant Missing
Zoo Keeper: "I have lost one of my elephants"
Other Zoo Keeper: "Why dont you...
| Jun-13 | |
| Why dogs are better than ur wife
6 Why dogs are better than ur wife
1. The later you come home the more excite...
| Jun-13 | |
| Is there any way 4 long life
Man To Dr.: Is there any way 4 long life?
Dr.: Get Married...
Man: Will it Hel...
| Jun-13 | |
| Ladies hostel caught Fire
Ladies hostel caught Fire
It took 1 hour to bring the Fire under control
...
| Jun-13 | |
