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We should marry them Teacher to child: How should we add one and one so that they may be more than tw...	Jun-10
There is bomb in my garden Man: Officer! There is bomb in my garden ! Officer: Don't worry. If no one c...	Jun-10
Using without tables TEACHER: Johny, why are you doing your maths sums on the floor? LJOHNY: You t...	Jun-10
Meaning of a school Teacher:What's the meaning of a school? Robin: A school is a place where fat...	Jun-10
Full form of WIFE Full form of WIFE:- W=worries I=invited F=for E=ever...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
Entertainment Tax A judge charged 540$ fine to an accused of Rape. When asked why Rs 540$ Judge...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
Teacher w here is himalaya Teacher - Where is himalaya. Kid - Madam!I don't know. Teacher- Don't kn...	Jun-10
Terrorist and parents Whats the difference between a terrorist and your parents? You can negotiate ...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
What is rape Boy to Girl: Darling, what is rape? Girl- Its the wrong man at the right pla...	Jun-10
The full form of GIRL The full form of GIRL: G = Ghost I = In R = Real L = Life ...	Jun-10
The 3 wonders of a woman The 3 wonders of a woman 1. give milk without eating grass 2. get wet wi...	Jun-10
Talk in your sleep If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you sa...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
Dinosaurs and Decent Girls Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls? Both don't exist....	Jun-10
A Mother makes her son A Mother makes her son Intelligent in 20 years, but a Girl can makes him...	Jun-10
When do you congratulate When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake? Answer : On their Weddi...	Jun-10
Before you find your handsome Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs....	Jun-10	[Not rated]
Good discussion is like A good discussion is like a MINI SKIRT. Short enough to pertain interest and lo...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
Man is uncomplete untill Man is uncomplete untill he is married, Then he is finished....	Jun-10
Love is Blind Love is Blind But marriage is an eye-opener....	Jun-10
Remain a bachelor Don?t marry & make a woman happy. In fact remain a bachelor & make several wo...	Jun-10

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