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Name 5 animals living in the water
Teacher to sardar say that name 5 animals living in the water? sardar: frog ...
Jun-12
when i sleep monkeys play football
Sardar: when i sleep, monkeys play football in my dreams. Doctor: no problem ...
Jun-12
Sardaji 13 kay do le awaan
Sardar Wife: Kurri jawan ho gaee hai koi changa larka dhoondo 26 saal tak da how...
Jun-12
sardar said to a girl please love me
A sardar said to a girl Please Love me. The girl replied rudely Tumhain Lov...
Jun-12
Photo Kheench riya Si
Sardar ki maut Bijli girne se hogai par uski lash muskrate hue mili. Bhagwan ...
Jun-12
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Sharif sardar
Madam asks Sardar- Aisa kya hai jo cow ke pass to 4 hai or mere pass 2? Sarda...
Jun-12
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Janwar hai usko kya pata
A Sardarji goes to see Jurassic Park. When the Dinosaurs start approaching he...
Jun-12
Shadi-huda aurton ka Dewana
Girl to Sardar: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge? Sardar: Kyon ...
Jun-12
Sharaabi sardar knocks the door
Sharaabi sardar knocks the door of his house. His wife opens the door. Sardar...
Jun-12
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Aik biwi aur 3 bacche
Sardar to Girlfriend: Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana kar...
Jun-12
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Sardar i m falling in love
Sardar apni GirlFriend ko i love u kehta aur gir jata. I love u kehta aur phir g...
Jun-12
Pyar karne wale kisi ki prwah
Premika: Tum to bas apne kaam me lage rehte ho..Meri to koi prwah hi nahi hai tu...
Jun-12
Sardar was looking at poster
Once a sardar was looking at a WANTED poster & was wondering - Saala wanted tha...
Jun-12
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Jo kisi or ki na ho saki
Sardar Get Engaged with girl, soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4, he bro...
Jun-12
Pakka truck accident case
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy. Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka tru...
Jun-12
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Sardar Ji ka Utherne ka Style
Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai. Publi...
Jun-10
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Oxygen is must for life
teacher Oxygen is must for life. it was discovered in1773. sardar:thank god....
Jun-10
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What is the name of your car
Sardar : What is the name of your car ? Lady : I forgot the name, but is start...
Jun-10
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Doosraa side tera baap lagaayegaa
Sardarji at a car garage- Sardarji- "O? ji battery change karma hai" Mec...
Jun-10
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Sunday is a holiday
Ek sardar har sunday holi khelta tha. Ek admi ne puchha " sardarji aap kyu har...
Jun-10
Kar di na sardaron wali baat
Ek raat bijli chali gayi, Sardar: oye kam se kam fan to chalao. Sardani: k...
Jun-10
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Sardar BRAIN TUMER
Ek sardar ka Janaza ja raha tha to sab log nach rahe the kisi ne pucha Log nacht...
Jun-10
A sardar lost his donkey
A sardar lost his donkey but still was dancing, someone asked him y was he d...
Jun-10
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Phir to bakri ko bhi andar
Beti: "Maa, koi fauji aa raha hai". Maa: "Andar aaja, inki nazar badi khar...
Jun-10
Bra-panties or bara payntis
A lady asks a Sardarji "what time is it?" Sardar says: "bra-panties" Lady hi...
Jun-10
Sardar to Doctor help me
Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deta h...
Jun-10
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Sardar breaks an egg to make
Sardar breaks an egg to make an omelet. He finds the egg empty. Gets frustrated ...
Jun-10
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Le Karle Number Note
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa ...
Jun-10
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Pehle tum dikhaao
In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Sardar: Susu karne ki ...
Jun-10
Hot coffe and Cold Coffee
Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte Hi w...
Jun-10
 
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