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Sardar Wife aap 1000 main aik hain
Wife: mere iraaday baray naik hain, aap 1000 main aik hain Sardar: oye assi s...
Jun-14
Sardar was ill his son called doctor
sardar was ill his son called doctor doctor: alaamaat kia hain? santa"s son:...
Jun-14
Two sardar jungle me
two sardar jungle me, Samne sher a gaya 1 ne mitti uthai sher ki ankh me dal k ...
Jun-14
Banta Aur Doctor
Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua? Santa: Yaar kal ja...
Jun-14
A sardar calls another sardar
A sardar calls another sardar on the phone & says, Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon. T...
Jun-14
Sardar Apne bete se bola
Sardar : Apne bete se bola, Bevakuf?kaisa machis leke aaya hai, ek bhi tili nah...
Jun-14
Sardar k 8 bachon main 1 alag
Sardar k 8 bachon main 1 alag dikhta tha, Jab sardar marney laga to us ne bivi ...
Jun-14
Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye
Sardar1: Marte waqt aadmi ko kya dena chahiye? Sardar2: Birla cement. Sard...
Jun-13
Sardar ke biwi aur bathtub
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai. Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar...
Jun-13
Sardar Wife ko neend may Ghaliya
Sardar Wife: Kal raat tum mujhe neend mein tumne mujhe gaaliyan di Sardar: Tu...
Jun-13
Sadar on the Horse
Santa was riding on a horse. He jumped the red light & a cop whistles. Santa...
Jun-13
Shaadi di movie
Sardar: Raat film vich ik chudail kade mere aggey, kade mere pichchey... Jee...
Jun-13
Auraton ko dekhne ka waqat
Lady Doc: Tum roz subah clinic ke bahar khade ho kar auraton ko kyon ghoorte ho?...
Jun-13
Sardar sitting on upper berth
In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tum...
Jun-13
Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho
Sardar1 : Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? Sardar2 : Suicide karne ke liye ...
Jun-13
Sardar qutab minar to gir gaya si
Sardar1 : EK WARI MAIN CHOTA HUNDA SI, MAIN QUTAB MINAR TO GIR GAYA SI Sarda...
Jun-13
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Sardar Aur Truck driver
Freind: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho? Sardar: Ek truck driver meri biwi...
Jun-13
Sardar Military may
Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado sardar aage nahin bada Captain: ...
Jun-13
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway: Apne saat wine and chick...
Jun-13
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Sardar aur Surgery
Sardar1: Oye Doctor log Operation k time pe patient ko Behosh kyu karte hai? ...
Jun-12
Sardar mobile Bill
Sardar: Oye, mere mobile Bill Kitna Hai? Call Centre Girl: Sir, Just Dial 123 t...
Jun-12
Sardarji and zebra crossing
Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar Idhar-udhar chalte t...
Jun-12
Sardar and sardarni in Bus
Sardar & sardarni in Bus: Sardarni: Suno ji, peechay wala mere blouse mai hath d...
Jun-12
Hitler to Sardar Impossible ka word
Hitler to Sardar: "Impossible ka word meri dictionary mein nahi" Sardar: "Te...
Jun-12
Policeman kal subah 5 bajay tumhay
policeman:kal subah 5 bajay tumhay phansi day di jae gi sardar: ha ha ha. ...
Jun-12
Sardar Wo ladki deaf lagti hai
Sardar : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti ha...
Jun-12
M.R.F ka tyre de de
SARDAR : Yaar maine apni girl friend ko gift dena hai, kya dun? 2ND : Gold ring...
Jun-12
Chota Sardar
Chota Sardar: Mummy Kal Raati Jadu Hoya.....Main Bathroom DA darwaja Kholaya Te ...
Jun-12
Sardar Aap kitna padhe ho
Sardar : (To a friend) Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend : B.A. Sardar : kamal ka...
Jun-12
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Mein usey bahut maarta
Ek baar ek sardar sukhe khet mein boat chala raha hota hai. Doosara sardar ap...
Jun-12
 
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