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Sardarji on wrong way
A policeman pulled the Sardarji over after he had been driving the wrong way on ...
Jun-10
I saved my full money
Newly married sardar to another newly married sardar "I am so clever that I wen...
Jun-10
Sardar was committing suicide
Sardar was committing suicide and someone asked reason. He said, my wife ran aw...
Jun-10
Sardar his servent and rain
Sardar told his servant: Go and water the plants. Servant: its already raini...
Jun-10
We have to learn telegu
One day a sardarji talking with his friend? Sardarji: We have to learn telugu...
Jun-10
Sardar diarrhoea and lemon
Sardar to a Doctor : I have diarrhoea & it wont go away. Doctor: Did you try...
Jun-10
There was no driver above
Two sardars sat in a double decker bus, 1 up and 1 down. The above one came r...
Jun-10
Whos the father of second
What frustrates the Sardarji when his wife delivered twins? He wonders who is...
Jun-10
Born on Government Holidays
What is Common between : Krishna, Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..? Sardar ji Replied...
Jun-10
Kaun Banega Crorepati
Amitabh Bachchan: In Which State Cauvery flows??? Sardar: Liquid State. Audi...
Jun-10
I saw my Wife going
Sardar : "I saw my Wife going 2 a movie with a strange Man." Friend : "Did ...
Jun-10
Sardarji eyes
What do you see when you look into Sardarji's eyes? The back of his head....
Jun-10
You are trying to see my wife
A sardarji was traveling with his wife in an auto the driver adjusted mirror. ...
Jun-10
Sardar I will never marry
Sardar declares: I will never marry in my life.... I'll give same advice to...
Jun-10
Mughals rule
History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule ? Student: Sir, ...
Jun-10
Sardar wedding anniversary
it was sardar wedding anniversary. his wife asked : shell we have tandoori ch...
Jun-10
Empty swimming pools
Did you hear about the sardarji who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one ...
Jun-10
Past Tense of Think
A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer pa...
Jun-10
Suger Level
Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife o...
Jun-10
You go to jail
teacher says; translate it into future tense i kill the man. sardar says; you...
Jun-10
Nobody is at home
A sardar jee asked his girlfriend: Come to my house tonight, nobody is at home. ...
Jun-10
Only small Babies
One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Sardar: Any great man born in this village? ...
Jun-10
Which part in Punjab
Interviewer: Sardar ji, Where were u born? Sardar ji: In punjab. Interviewer: ...
Jun-10
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Sardar joined new job
Sardar joined new job. 1St day he worked till late evening on the computer. B...
Jun-10
Parking is only for
Sardar was busy removing a wheel from his auto. A man asks sardar why are you r...
Jun-10
A drunk sardar fails
A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji wha...
Jun-10
Sardar proposed a Girl
Sardar proposed a Girl. Girl said Im 1yr elder to you Sardar said Oye No Proble...
Jun-10
Double Price
Two Sardars sitting in a coffee shop. First said: quickly finish your coffee ...
Jun-10
Saving 5 Rupees
Son to Sardar Ji: Papa i saved 5 rupees by not going by bus but running behind i...
Jun-10
Sardar and the Frog
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Sardar: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Sard...
Jun-10
 
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