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Keyboard alphabets were not in order Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. B...	Sep-13	[Not rated]
Ya sure from landline or mobile On a romantic day sardar's girlfriend asks him. Darling on our engagement day w...	Sep-13	[Not rated]
Dont worry I have a one more 2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car. Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bom...	Sep-13	[Not rated]
On a romantic day sardars girlfriend asks him On a romantic day sardar’s girlfriend asks him, “Darling on our engagement day ...	Aug-23	[Not rated]
1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya 1 sardar rail ki patri per sogaya. 1 admi ne kaha kia ker raho ho? Train aayeg...	Aug-23	[Not rated]
A sardar prays daily for 2 hours A sardar prays daily for 2 hours, “Hey vaheguru meri lottery lagady.” After ...	Aug-23	[Not rated]
Jail Mai Srdar Ka Dost Us Jail Mai Srdar Ka Dost Us Se Milne Ata Hai Or Us Puchta Hai Tm Se Aisi Kya Gal...	Aug-09	[Not rated]
Why majority of South Indians are black Why majority of South Indians are black?? Santa: ?Oh ji ? becoz they always ...	Jun-24	[Not rated]
Two Sardars went into a pub Two Sardars went into a pub and after ordering two drinks took some sandwiches o...	Jun-22	[Not rated]
Why criminals leave their fingerprint CID: Why criminals leave their fingerprint aftr their wrk? Sardar: Sir,I Thin...	Jun-22	[Not rated]
How will you divide 3 children A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce. Judge asked : How will ...	Jun-22
Sardar attended bio practical exam Sardar attended bio practical exam. Examiner: Tell the bird name by seeing l...	Jun-22	[Not rated]
Put on two coats A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a Sardarni painting ...	Jun-22
Girl interrupts whenever I call Sardar to his friends : For the past one week a girl is disturbing me. I dont...	Jun-22
Looking like foreigner After returning back from a foreign trip, Sardar asked his wife, do I look like ...	Jun-22
Faansi se pehle Inspector to Sardar: Faansi se pehle, bata teri aakhri ichha kya hai? Sardar: M...	Jun-21
Sardar is driving a jeep Sardar is driving a jeep in a jungle? Tourist : How do we escape if lion come...	Jun-19	[Not rated]
How do you recognize a Sardar How do you recognize a Sardar in School? - He is the one who erases the note...	Jun-19
I cant live widout my friend A Sardar want 2 commit suicide, When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Bes...	Jun-19
Sardar proposed girl with romantic Sardar proposed girl with romantic poetry Kutta mar gaya razai main Main pag...	Jun-19
One day evening a Sardarji starts One day evening a Sardarji starts from office to home with pushing his scooter m...	Jun-19
Sardarji was buying ticket on every Sardarji was buying ticket on every station. Friend: Why dont you buy 1 ticke...	Jun-19
Already signed cheques Sardarji lost his cheque book. He approached bank manager and informed manager r...	Jun-16
Shayari by Sardar ji Shayari by Sardar ji: Khidiki se dekha to rasta per koi nahi tha.Wah wah! Kh...	Jun-14
Sardar found answer to the most Sardar found answer to the most difficult question ever: What comes first the...	Jun-14
it is wrong to sleep with married women Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days. Guess why? Because somebod...	Jun-14
In which state Ganga flows K B C Amitab: In which state Ganga flows? Sardar: Liquid state Audience clapp...	Jun-14
Surd freedom fighters Once there was a meeting of all the Surd freedom fighters. They were planning fo...	Jun-14
Nurse came out with the newborn kid Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Sardar rushed 2 her & after seeing the ...	Jun-13
Sardarni kept the door open Do U know why a sardarni kept the door open while taking a bath? - Because sh...	Jun-13

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