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Oye dont marry that girl Friend to Sardar: Oye don't marry that girl, she is like a TAXI. Sardar: Cho...	Jun-10
Oye tu har sms mujhe do baar Santa to banta,"oye tu har sms mujhe do baar kyun bejhta hai". Banta" vo i...	Jun-10
Very long Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write for mother tongue.? ...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
Ball to pahle se hi gol Santa: 2 his Banta.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat mar rahe hai? Banta: ...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
Isnt it amazing how chicks Santa : ' Isn't it amazing how chicks come out of the eggs?' Banta : ' It...	Jun-10
Santa I am a proud father Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What?s he stu...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
Santa saw a beautiful gal Santa saw a beautiful gal... he went and smooched her. Gal - What are you doi...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
If I die what will you do Jeeto: If I die what'll you do? Santa: I may also die. Jeeto: Why? San...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
Marry with Santa after my death Banta Sing: u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife: but why? He is ur n...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
Reaction of Santa on Petrol rates Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi...	Jun-10
What do you think of women SANTA:What do you think of women? BANTA:They are all sex objects.... SAN...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
Her clothes will not fit you Santa: Where did u get this cycle from? Banta: morning i met a girl, she took...	Jun-10
I got wrong number 1 day Mrs Banta kept d phone aftr 25 min inspite her habit of long chats. Watz d...	Jun-10
That does not matter Banta was filling one form and the lady asked "sex". Banta: Twice a week. ...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
Banta walks in2 a library Banta walks in2 a library & says: Can I've a burger? Librarian: Sorry, this...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
Santa unhappy on the birth Santa unhappy on the birth of the twins ! WHY ? ?; becouse he is worried...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
What comes after six Raj: What comes after six? Santa Singh: The milk man....	Jun-10
It must be Banta Jeeto: You say I look old, but people still praise me. Santa: It must be Ban...	Jun-10
Santa Singh went alone Santa Singh went alone on his honeymoon. He didn't believe in sleeping with a m...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
How did Santa cheat Q: How did Santa cheat the railways? A: He bought the ticket and didn't trav...	Jun-10
I would never go to either First-aid teacher: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Ba...	Jun-10	[Not rated]
My dad was an extremely brave Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion`s cage. Banta: ...	Jun-10

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