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An astronomer was watching the sky
An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa Singh was observing...
Jun-26
Banta meets a policeman
Banta meets a policeman on a way and asks, ?Excuse me, officer, but did you know...
Jun-26
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How do u do
An Englishman and Santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u...
Jun-26
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The lucky match stick
Santa Singh tried to light his cigarette. He struck the first match on the match...
Jun-22
Santa went to Mysore palace
Santa went to Mysore palace. Tourist guide : Santaji please dont sit there, i...
Jun-21
Shall we have butter chicken
It was Santa"s weding aniversary. Preeto: Shall we have butter chicken to ce...
Jun-19
Santa Suffering From Constipation
Santa Suffering From Constipation, Sitting On ToiLet Seat: Oooonh, Oooooooooonh...
Jun-19
That is a mirror
Santa, ?I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art? Ar...
Jun-16
Banta to his new brid
?Darling,? said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, ?Now that we are married, do you...
Jun-16
Santa Advice to children
Santa declares: I'll never marry in my life and I'll give same advice to my ch...
Jun-16
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken
Santa Singh decided to start a chicken farm so he bought a hundred chickens to b...
Jun-16
Darling said Banta to his new bride
Darling, said Banta to his new bride, Preeto, Now that we are married, do you t...
Jun-14
How dangerous it might
Judge : You are charged with throwing your mother-in-law out of your fourth-stor...
Jun-14
Santa visits bombay after many years
Santa visits bombay after many years. So he shouts-"BOMBAY..BOMBAY..." air-ho...
Jun-13
Will this bus take me to Chandigarh
Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the doo...
Jun-13
Santa during my operation
Santa : During my operation, Nurse, I heard the surgeon use a four-letter word t...
Jun-12
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Dry cleaning
Jeeto : What are you doing? Santa : Of course, washing myself! Jeeto : Without...
Jun-12
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People consider me as a GOD
Santa : People consider me as a ?GOD?. Banta : How do you know?? Santa : ...
Jun-12
Give me two plates
Once santa-banta went to a barber shop thinking it as a hotel. santa:What is ...
Jun-10
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Kissing wife before leaving
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about you? Ban...
Jun-10
Santa filed an application for divorce
When Santa & his wife filed an application for divorce, the Judge asked: "Ho...
Jun-10
We didnt have ten years ago
TEACHER: Johny, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten ...
Jun-10
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We open the zip and do
An englishman and santa inside the toilet. Englishman: Good evening, how do u ...
Jun-10
Enjoy the dinner
Santa had a fight with his wife preeto. At evening he felt hungry, called home...
Jun-10
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Searching hidden cameras
Jasmeet kaur watched her husband santa singh searching high and low, all over th...
Jun-10
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Whose skeleton is that
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that? Santa: Tipu's skeleton. Tourist: Whose ...
Jun-10
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He is not my friend
A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and...
Jun-10
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Whats the bad news
Santa tripped on a broken curb and went to the hospital. After examining him, ...
Jun-10
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Why did English teacher slap Santa
Why did English teacher slap Santa? Because Santa asked her: why is Bra is s...
Jun-10
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Press on T-Shirt
A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: why did she...
Jun-10
 
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