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buried or cremated
Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't t...
Jun-10
Husband to a newly wed Wife
Husband to a newly wed Wife.I could go to the end of the worldfor u,, wife t...
Jun-10
women use 30000 a day
A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women use a day......
Jun-10
Now he bring new wife
Man : hey dear Mr.David our nabour when he bring new thing, u request for that t...
Jun-10
How come your husband is always home
Lady1: How come your husband is always home on time? Lady2: I have made a simp...
Jun-10
You are a lesbian
Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in...
Jun-10
My darling my lover my beautiful wife
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: Marrying you screwed up my life I ...
Jun-10
Piece mind from 25 years
A man took his wife to the doctors. After a short examination the doctor said '...
Jun-10
Wife why are you home so early
Wife: Why are you home so early? Husband: My boss told me to go to hell. ...
Jun-10
Why does any one marry
Why does any one marry? Becoz romance is not the only element of life. You shoul...
Jun-10
Husband and Wife are like
Husband and Wife are like two tyres of a vehicle... Even if one punctures, the v...
Jun-10
Definition of a good marriage
What is the definition of a good marriage? A good marriage is between a blind ...
Jun-10
Because we arent married yet
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighte...
Jun-10
The real meaning of WIFE
The real meaning of WIFE: W = Wonderful I = Item F = For E = Entertainment...
Jun-10
Mines still alive
1st Man (proudly): My wife`s an angel! 2nd Man: You`re lucky...mine`s still aliv...
Jun-10
If I can find a phone
A husband was asked: Do u talk to wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can ...
Jun-10
I like ur mother-in-law
A man and his wife were arguing Wife: You dont like anybody in my family Man...
Jun-10
Stupid Man and Stupid Woman
Intelligent Man + Intelligent Woman = Romance. Intelligent Man + Stupid Woman...
Jun-10
Marriage CD
Man 1: Why are you Crying like a Lady, while Watching the TV Serial ? Man 2: ...
Jun-10
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Let us stand in silence
Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do? Husband: Let us sta...
Jun-10
Hang himself or shoot himself
Its funny when people discuss over Love marriage and arranged marriage It is l...
Jun-10
Every man Should get married
Every man Should get married some time After all, happiness is not the Only t...
Jun-10
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Poorest people are the happiest
GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest. BOY : Then marry me an...
Jun-10
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How do u keep ur husband away
Q: How do u keep ur husband away from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail...
Jun-10
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Army Men and other men
Army Men Some men join the army coz they are single & they like war. Other...
Jun-10
Complete n finished
Q: Wats d difference between 'complete' n 'finished'? A: wen u marry d ri...
Jun-10
But only when he telephones
Two women were talking, when one said to the other: "Do you ever talk to your h...
Jun-10
I was in love
After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool wh...
Jun-10
Multi millionaire
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."...
Jun-10
Meaning of wife word
Husband akas : do you know the meaning of wife? it means... wihout - inoformati...
Jun-10
 
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