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During Marriage ceremony why is the
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? ...
Jun-28
There is a way of transferring funds
There is a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking...
Jun-27
What is so interesting in me
Wife: What is so interesting in me? Husband: I dont know the meaning of inter...
Jun-25
True relatives always stand behind
True relatives always stand behind u during bad times. Check ur marriage album. ...
Jun-24
So many options Poison sleeping pills
So many options: Poison, sleeping pills, hanging, jumping from a building, lying...
Jun-24
Do you have a book called Man
Prospective husband : Do you have a book called Man, The Master of Women?? Sa...
Jun-22
Woman Facts
Woman Facts: Women especially love a bargain. The questn of "need" is irrelev...
Jun-22
During Marriage ceremony why
Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse? ...
Jun-21
Is there any way for long life
Man : Is there any way for long life? Doctor : Get married. Man : Will it he...
Jun-21
A good marriage would be between
A good marriage would be between a Blind wife and a deaf husband. Michel de ...
Jun-21
Wife why are u so lazy
Wife : Why are U so lazy? Husband : Cuz I cannot sleep properly in tonight. ...
Jun-21
Before marriage love is life
Before marriage love is life and after marriage love is wife and wife is knife w...
Jun-19
Talk in your sleep
If ouy want your wife to listen and pay strict attention to every word you s...
Jun-19
Before the marriage
Before the marriage: Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait. Girl: Do y...
Jun-14
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Who is a Diplomat
Who is a Diplomat? Anyone who forgets 2 wish his wife on her BDay and later te...
Jun-14
Having two wives
Economist explainin the tendency for having two wives. Monopoly is damaging and...
Jun-14
Before marriage roses are red
Before marriage: Roses are red, sky is blue. U r beautiful, I luv u. After marr...
Jun-14
For U and ur parents
Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it. So i bought 3 movie tickets. ...
Jun-14
Wife with her husband were eating
A wife with her husband were eating in a restaurant. The wife was looking at the...
Jun-14
Why do couples hold hands
Q: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? A: It?s a formality just l...
Jun-14
Burglar and the man wife
A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broke...
Jun-14
AT 18 a lady is like a football
AT 18 a lady is like a football, 22 men behind her, at 28 a basketball, 10...
Jun-13
BABY BURNT
A White women gave birth to a Black baby, the husband dont believe that it was h...
Jun-12
Marriage is the box of children
Kiss is the key of love. Love is the key of marriage. Marriage is the box of c...
Jun-12
A man who surrenders when
A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when ...
Jun-12
wifes photo in the wallet
Y a man carrzy his wife's photo in d wallet? COZ whenever he faces trouble, se...
Jun-12
Husband to Wife When Im Gone
Husband says"When Im gone you'll nevr find another man like me". Wife repl...
Jun-12
Why only 10 percent of women go to
Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? A. Because if they all went, it...
Jun-10
Instruction Manuals
Q: How do u keep ur husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail fo...
Jun-10
Complete n finished
Q: Wats d difference between 'complete' n 'finished'? A: wen u marry d ri...
Jun-10
 
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