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| My nights are becoming sleepless
My nights are becoming sleepless,
My days r becoming restless.
So i asked god,...
| Jun-12 | |
| Passionate and burning kiss
Boy : Have you ever had a hot passionate burning kiss??
Girl : I did once. He...
| Jun-12 | |
| less work less mistakes
People who do lots of work.
make lots of mistakes,
People who do less work.
...
| Jun-12 | |
| Typical engineering student
A typical engineering student grabbed a coin,flipped it in d air n said "heads ...
| Jun-10 | |
| One girl comes late to class
Professor : Why r u late?
Girl : One boy was following me sir
Professor : ...
| Jun-10 | |
| Girls are like an internet virus
Girls are like an internet virus:
They enter your life,
Scan your pockets...
| Jun-10 | |
| 10 advantages of not having a LOVER
10 advantages of not having a ?LOVER?..
1.save time.
2.can sleep well.
3.Don?...
| Jun-10 | |
| Definition of a Nurse
Definition of a Nurse
A young and beautiful woman who
fingers u in all place...
| Jun-10 | |
| Human brain is most out standing
Human brain is most out standing thing.
It functions 24hrs & 365days.
It funct...
| Jun-10 | |
| School a place where papa
School - a place where papa pays & son plays
life insurance - a contract tht ...
| Jun-10 | |
| Why NEWT0N was shocked
Why NEWT0N was shocked when he saw a beautiful girl nude?
Ans: He found someth...
| Jun-10 | |
| Say no to Exams
It takes 15 trees to produce the amount of paper that we use to write one exam. ...
| Jun-10 | |
| AT 18 a lady is like a football
AT 18 a lady is like a football,
22 men behind her,
at 28 a basketball,
1...
| Jun-10 | |
| Days are 2 Busy
Days are 2 Busy,
Hours are 2Fast,
Seconds are 2 Few
But there's always...
| Jun-10 | |
| Similarity between a girl n petrol
wht's d similarity between a girl & petrol?
1. both r explosive
2. both r...
| Jun-10 | |
| Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS
1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand....
| Jun-10 | |
| I want to share Everything
I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS,
Your SADNESS,
Your ...
| Jun-10 | |
| Why dogs dont marry
Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Bcoz they are already
leading a dog's life!...
| Jun-10 | |
| No matter who left Money
Boy: Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune?
Girl: No stupid, I'd...
| Jun-10 | |
| Life without u
Life without u is impossible, u r in my breath and blood. i cant stay for a seco...
| Jun-10 | |
| Newtons Law of Romance
Newtons Law of Romance LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY...
| Jun-10 | |
| Catch Her by her Waist
CATCH HER BY HER WAIST...
BRING HER HOME...
KEEP UR HAND ON HER NECK
PU...
| Jun-10 | |
| Eggs between your legs
f u have 2 eggs between your legs. It mean u r a man.
f u have four eggs bet...
| Jun-10 | [Not rated] |
| Commentator describe a nacked Women
How can a Cricket Commentator describe a nacked Women?
No cover
No extra...
| Jun-10 | |
| When words are not enough
When words are not enough....
To express your feelings....
Dont think you'r...
| Jun-10 | |
| If you are in tension
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then ...
| Jun-10 | |
| When u feel sad
When u feel sad....
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
"damn I am rea...
| Jun-10 | |
| My nights r becoming sleepless
my nights r becoming sleepless,
my dreams r becoming hopeless,
i asked GOD...
| Jun-10 | |
| Women have a passion for mathematics
Women have a passion for mathematics.
They divide their age in half, double t...
| Jun-10 | [Not rated] |
| SMART and STUPID
what is difference between SMART and STUPID?
very simple:Smart has send u sms...
| Jun-10 | |
