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Mission to Make u cute
I am on MIssion, Mission to Make u cute, Mission to Make u Smart, Mission...
Jun-19
Flowers die Stories End
Flowers die, Stories End, Songs Fade, Memories are forgotten, All things com...
Jun-19
You are smiling again
Hey! Cutie? ..yes U! You are smiling again, Its bcoz I told U that Ur CUTE, H...
Jun-19
One day devil came in my dream
One day devil came in my dream and asked me the contact no. Of an HONEST pers...
Jun-16
Most people have 5 senses
Most people have 5 senses. Some people have 6 senses. But u r blessed with 7 s...
Jun-16
What is education
what is education? it is the system bcoz of which we waste 1/4 of our life to ...
Jun-16
MobiLe in water for 2 minutes
Today is Titanic"s 98th Anniversary! So All the True Lovers are Requested ...
Jun-14
Wen u pass by me my heartbeat increases
Wen u pass by me, my heartbeat increases thousand times more than the regular b...
Jun-14
Bet on letter
Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?...
Jun-14
Photographs of natural disasters
Hi, whats up? listen can I get a picture of yours? The thing is that I have s...
Jun-14
What is humanity
SoMe one AsKs Me Wht is hUmAnity I wud SiT nExT 2u PuLL U CloSe 2 Me PuT mY A...
Jun-14
Havent I seen u on TV
Neighbour:Havent I seen u on TV? Actor:Well,I do appear,on and off,u know. H...
Jun-14
You are very special for me
You are very special for me. I am very concerned about your safety. But I cant b...
Jun-14
God thought that since he
God thought that since he couldnt be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil...
Jun-14
If I was an artist
If I was an artist, you wuld be my picture! If I was a poet, you would be my ...
Jun-14
He took me from a bar
He took me from a bar, He took me in his car, He took my top off, He puts his...
Jun-14
Send dis msg to 10 girls n win free
"I LOVE U" send dis msg to 10 gurls n win free trip to ur nearest Police station...
Jun-14
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat, Sweet words r nice 2 say, But sweet people r really...
Jun-14
God saw me hungry he created pizza
God saw me hungry, he created pizza. He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi. He s...
Jun-13
Love is definitely blind
Wen sumbody who is deeply in luv wid u tells u tat ur cute,beautiful & angelic, ...
Jun-13
Difference between pleasure and torture
Whats the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you &...
Jun-13
GALILEO Great mind
GALILEO : Great mind! EINSTINE : Genius mind! NEWTON : Extraordinary mind! BI...
Jun-12
When u miss someone special
I m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur he...
Jun-12
Girl Friend Are Like a Net Virus
Girl Friend Are Like a Net Virus... They Enter Your Life Scan Your Pocket E...
Jun-12
Another Moon Possible
Another Moon?... Possible Another Sun?... Possible Another Sky?... Possible A...
Jun-12
My feelings 4u have never changed
From Monday to Sunday, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, My feelings...
Jun-12
People call it college We call it life
Midnight coffee, Long chat, Birthday bumps, Bunking classes, Crush on pal, ...
Jun-12
Ghosts never die
Flowers die, Stories end, Songs fade, Memories are forgotten, All things com...
Jun-12
Ant and Elephant romance night
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wa...
Jun-12
Full form of maths
Full form of maths M=mentally A=admited T=teacher H=harassing S=s...
Jun-12
 
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