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What is the difference between
What is the difference between Talent and Intelligence? Walking on a tight...
Jul-01
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ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS
ONCE THERE WAS A MIRROR WHICH USED TO KILL LIERS: FRENCH: I THINK I DON’T SMO...
Jul-01
Sincere traffic ploiced suspended
A SINCERE TRAFFIC POLICE MAN WAS SUSPENDED FROM HIS JOB. WHY? HE CHARGED T...
Jul-01
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Men who dont understand women
Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands. ...
Jul-01
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When ever u feel sad
When ever u feel sad.. When ever u think life is impossible Just tell me I wi...
Jul-01
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To be is to Do
To be is to Do. -Socrates - - - To do is to Be. -Plato - - - Do be...
Jul-01
Hero loves heroine
Hero loves heroine , but heroine loves the villain. But villain loves hero’s ...
Jul-01
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Barbie and Britney Spears have in commo
Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A: Both are blonde, brai...
Jul-01
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Barbie and Britney Spears have in commo
Q: What do Barbie and Britney Spears have in common? A: Both are blonde, brai...
Jul-01
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Ur Tarriff has changed
Ur Tarriff has changed! Now make calls acc. to d size of ur Brain. D smaller d...
Jul-01
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Defination of a nurse
Defination of a nurse: Nurse is a beautiful dashing girl holding ur hand looki...
Jul-01
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A - you are Attractive
A - you are Attractive B - you are the Best C - you are Cute D - you are Dear...
Jun-29
A rose is always rose
A rose is always rose whether its in a golden pot or in d dust bin. Same way yo...
Jun-27
I am made of 5 letters
I am made of 5 letters, If U remove the first letter, It is part of our body. ...
Jun-27
The latest slogn of boys
The latest slogn of boys: Pakistan is our nation Girls are our Destination Da...
Jun-26
When u pass beside me
When u pass beside me, my heart beat increases twice of its original. . . . ...
Jun-25
10 percent road accidents are due to drunken
10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving. Which makes it a logical sta...
Jun-24
When sadness fills ur heart
When things go wrong, when sadness fills ur heart & when tears flow 4rm ur eyes,...
Jun-24
Some times small things
Some times small things in life hurt alot??.. if u dont agree with me???? th...
Jun-24
Are you free tomorrow
hi where r u? are you free tomorrow can u come to andheri? please coz,tomorrow...
Jun-22
Do u knw y in a couple photo
Q: Do u knw y in a couple"s photo man is on d right side & woman on d left? A...
Jun-22
If u have 1 father call me
If u have 1 father, call me. If u have 2 fathers, sms me. If u have 3 fathers,...
Jun-21
i kill poople for money
i am a killer! i kill poople for money, i am a killer! i kill people for m...
Jun-21
True Love is like a pillow
True Love is like a pillow. U could HUG it when Ur in trouble. U could CRY on ...
Jun-21
Gud looks catch the eyes
Gud looks catch the eyes, but gud personality catches the heart. You are blessed...
Jun-21
Shut Up surprises 4 u
Shut Up""" S=surprises 4 u H=happiness 4 u U=unlimited love 4 u T=true pas...
Jun-19
Wear a helmet while driving
I want 2 tell u something. Please dont mistake me. Please do it sincerely. W...
Jun-19
Reason for having two girlfriends
A Solid reason for having two girlfriends at one time: Monopoly is always dam...
Jun-19
CONGRATS Your phone has been
CONGRATS.Your phone has been installed with a new puzzle game. To play,throw y...
Jun-19
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers
Terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers, And demanded of 500000 rs or else, Th...
Jun-19
 
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